What i would have said to.....

[ibecece]

Tell us some things that you would have said to someone when you were younger, but you mama would have killed you if she found out.


1. First and foremost i would tell First Lady Johnson that she has a less than desireable voice. When children start crying everytime you sing that should give you a clue that you *** can't sing. And yes she is still singing in the church...i have to hear her squawk every 3rd Sunday...

2. I would have told my dad's mom that using newspaper as tissue is not the best feeling on your ***....even when you rub it together soften it up

3. I would have told my 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Lions that everyone knew she didnt wear underwear because her skirt got caught in her pantyhose one time...that was a life altering experience for me since Mrs. Lions had to be damn near 60 if not older