If you could change one thing about yourself....

[UglymanCometh]

Screw the "if" part.

By 2011, I'll be all set. I'll have enough money saved up to get that plastic surgery for my face. I'll be very muscular by then.

Now I just have to work on my height. Hmm. Maybe some lifts in my shoes or some prosthetic legs....

at least 2/3rds of the pertinent transformation will be complete. Hell, maybe I'll get a black woman then.

[Corals]

Originally Posted by UglymanCometh

Screw the "if" part.

By 2011, I'll be all set. I'll have enough money saved up to get that plastic surgery for my face. I'll be very muscular by then.

Now I just have to work on my height. Hmm. Maybe some lifts in my shoes or some prosthetic legs....

at least 2/3rds of the pertinent transformation will be complete. Hell, maybe I'll get a black woman then.

LOL, I didn't realised Black women were into plastic!!