Men Unzipped.......... - AfroChat - African American

Corals · January 26th, 2007, 07:12 PM

This is not a guide book.

He may have the flash car, the respectable family and that all important degree, along with the brilliant job, but reading his body language can be that extra piece of jigsaw which may tell you if he's 'the one'.

If there are a few things about your man that you feel you would like to know that little bit better, why not take a closer look at his body for some answers? We all know that big feet indicate a big.......sock drawer. (Well, what did you think I was going to say? Honestly!) By taking a closer look at the other, less obvious parts of the body, you can discover a whole host of things about your man without you having to ask a single question. So let your eyes do the walking, and his body is sure to do the talking...........

HANDS
Big hands with sturdy fingers indicates a man who works best with his hands. He is a honest kind of guy who is more at home with a carpenter's bench than a keyboard so if you are dreaming of a life of luxury, you may have to reconsider your choice. However, this is a man who will never lie to you and who would do absolutely anything for you so it's your choice - big house or a big heart?

Smaller hands with slim fingers are owned by a man with a mercurial mind. He will probably be extremely expressive and will use his hands to make a point or to emphasize something. Life will never be boring with a man like this around but be prepared to work hard to keep his interest - if you don't know the difference between the EU and the ERM, start brushing up now - dull conversation is the quickest way to turn this man off.
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I bet some of you guys were examing your hands while you were reading the above. LOL

If he had one hand bigger than the other, well, looks like perfection; but on the other hand..............

January 26th, 2007, 07:28 PM

That's odd. I've slender hands n' fingers, very soft (so I've been told) but have never held a "desk" job once in my life. Quite the opposite; remodeling homes, landscaping n' irrigation, (n' most strenuous/demanding..my goodness..) elevator construction, etc. etc. At the young age of 21 I'm feeling like I'm ready for retirement.

robbboy2003 · January 26th, 2007, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by XenOcidE

That's odd. I've slender hands n' fingers, very soft (so I've been told) but have never held a "desk" job once in my life. Quite the opposite; remodeling homes, landscaping n' irrigation, (n' most strenuous/demanding..my goodness..) elevator construction, etc. etc. At the young age of 21 I'm feeling like I'm ready for retirement.

Aha! XenO! You young poser. :) It's all good brother,but I wouldn't take all that stuff to literal,except maybe the feet part. :whistling

January 26th, 2007, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by robbboy2003

Aha! XenO! You young poser. :) It's all good brother,but I wouldn't take all that stuff to literal,except maybe the feet part. :whistling

Naw, I know better than that. Just gotta let 'em know not all cats w/nice hands (n' nice anything else for that matter) are bitches and/or pen pushers. Mess 'round, meet a cat, pass 'em up (those sistah's that only desire "tough", hard workin' men), n' end up passin' up the best thing smokin' in their lives.

Corals · January 27th, 2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by robbboy2003

I wouldn't take all that stuff to literal,except maybe the feet part. :whistling

Feet part? I haven't reached there yet. There are still, I believe, other body parts between the feet and the hands!! :whistling

robbboy2003 · January 27th, 2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Corals

Feet part? I haven't reached there yet. There are still, I believe, other body parts between the feet and the hands!! :whistling

Lol! Okay, :) sista I'm let you tell it.

Corals · January 28th, 2007, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by robbboy2003

Lol! Okay, :) sista I'm let you tell it.

I was only playing robbboy2003!! :)

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Originally Posted by XenOcidE

That's odd. I've slender hands n' fingers, very soft (so I've been told) but have never held a "desk" job once in my life. Quite the opposite; remodeling homes, landscaping n' irrigation, (n' most strenuous/demanding..my goodness..) elevator construction, etc. etc. At the young age of 21 I'm feeling like I'm ready for retirement.

Why can't men ever admit that they have soft hands LOL without injecting that that is what they have been told.

One good thing as mentioned above, you probably have a mercurial mind and very expressive. That was demonstrated when you expressed how you felt about your 'dream car'. LOL

Corals · February 2nd, 2007, 03:23 PM

Remember this is not a guidebook!!

LEGS

Short stubby legs could be a sign of insecurity. Men are traditionally supposed to be the taller partner and that could be unlikely if his legs are more groundhog than gazelle like. :)

Calling seminoleBACP. :) However, vertically challenged men often compensate with a big personality so expect your mini-man to have lots of friends and loads of hobbies. He is a very outgoing, gregarious kind of guy and will be so grateful to have found someone who can see beyong his lack of height, that you won't have to do anything at all to make him happy- apart from throwing away your heels!!

Daddy long legs can be a problem if you are a sophisticated miss because the man attached to them is likely to be a little bit clumsy. :) Guys are not the most gracious of creatures in general, so with all that extra height and additional flesh, he is apt to trip, stumble and crash his way through life. But underneath that goofy exterior is a shy guy who probably lacks confidence so work at building up his self-esteem with lots of compliments and you will be rewarded with a kind, loyal mate who will never leave your side, unless of course there is a paving slab in the way.

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This sounds like a lot of mumbo jumbo, don't you think? No body is perfect and you can't win whether you are tall or short.

February 2nd, 2007, 08:57 PM

[quote=Corals]Remember this is not a guidebook!!

LEGS

Short stubby legs could be a sign of insecurity. Men are traditionally supposed to be the taller partner and that could be unlikely if his legs are more groundhog than gazelle like. :)

Calling seminoleBACP. :) However, vertically challenged men often compensate with a big personality so expect your mini-man to have lots of friends and loads of hobbies. He is a very outgoing, gregarious kind of guy and will be so grateful to have found someone who can see beyong his lack of height, that you won't have to do anything at all to make him happy- apart from throwing away your heels!!
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Why throw away your heels? A survey was done at a previously mentioned website, and the majority of short men said they had no problem with women wearing their heels...

Corals · February 2nd, 2007, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by seminoleBACP

Why throw away your heels? A survey was done at a previously mentioned website, and the majority of short men said they had no problem with women wearing their heels...

If they are saying that they do not have a problem with the women wearing heels, would that not suggest that they also do not have a problem with being short?