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Old November 28th, 2004, 04:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Potentially and realistically

A young boy went to his father and asked, "What's the difference

between potentially' and 'realistically'."

The father answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with

Denzel Washington for one million dollars. Then go ask your sister if

she would sleep with Sean 'Puffy' Combs for one million dollars. Then

come back and tell me what you've learned."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Denzel

Washington for one million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an

opportunity like that!"

Then the boy went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Sean

'Puffy' Combs for one million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my gosh! I'd be nuts to pass that up!"

The boy thought about it and went back to his dad.

His father asked him if he'd found out the difference between

"potentially and realistically."

The boy replied, "Yes. 'Potentially' we're sitting on two million

dollars, but 'realistically' we're living with two ho's.
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Old November 28th, 2004, 09:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL

Not bad....not bad at all.
 
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Old November 28th, 2004, 09:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO that's wild messed up!
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Old November 28th, 2004, 11:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I like this one too. LOL
 
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Old November 29th, 2004, 03:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old November 29th, 2004, 03:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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:terrific: .....good one :D
 
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Old November 29th, 2004, 07:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old December 1st, 2004, 02:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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funny joke, but that terrific smilie looks a little possessed to me. Scarrrrrrrrry :confused:
 
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Old December 1st, 2004, 03:16 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old December 5th, 2004, 12:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Deezam, lol!
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