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Old November 28th, 2004, 04:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.

"What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said " That M.F. had $500 in quarters!"
 
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Old November 28th, 2004, 04:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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yeah i heard this one and its funny everytime

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Old November 28th, 2004, 11:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahaha Yeah that was a funny one
 
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Old November 28th, 2004, 11:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lmao that is too funny
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Old November 28th, 2004, 11:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lol..that was kinda funny.
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Old November 29th, 2004, 01:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Thats funny .........lol
 
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Old November 29th, 2004, 07:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old December 16th, 2004, 05:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol...funny
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Old December 16th, 2004, 05:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that was good ...lol
 
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Old July 27th, 2006, 01:31 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm still catching up and I know many of the posts I've been visiting are older threads, but this was a funny joke! Glad he didn't drop 500.00 in pennies!!!!
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