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Awww, Look! A Bird
There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a
little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the
newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the
newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he
was in a hospital in tremendous pain.
The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I
was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I
guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What
did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl
replied, "To him?
Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke
its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
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smh... freaky lmao
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Lol...that actually made me chuckle.
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 Thats not even right how funny that is
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Good one!!!
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:LolLolLol I thought of a great punchline. But, I better be a good :angel1: and keep it too myself :lipsrseal.
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LMAO. Now he's a registered sex offender.
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LMAO. Now he's a registered sex offender.
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thas what i was gonna say execpt a little more :whistling come on now a little girl
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