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Happy Thanksgiving
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and
tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite
words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean
up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at
the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the
parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his
hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes
the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was
total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd
hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The
parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I
believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm
sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As
he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in
his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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November 19th, 2004, 12:36 PM
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Ohh Its Not Funny :(
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November 19th, 2004, 12:55 PM
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RoFlMA0! See that's why you have to make an example out of sombeone.
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November 20th, 2004, 05:51 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :p
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November 23rd, 2004, 02:58 PM
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Hahaha....now that's funny.
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November 28th, 2004, 04:12 PM
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LMAO yeah you have to make that example
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November 24th, 2005, 10:11 AM
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Happy Thanxxxgiving
I had to revive this one 
peace
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Originally Posted by ohhtobeme
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and
tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite
words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean
up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at
the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the
parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his
hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes
the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was
total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd
hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The
parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I
believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm
sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully
intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As
he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in
his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
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