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Old August 14th, 2006, 11:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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My score was only 31, and no, I didn't live in the surburbs. I guess I scored so low because I lived way back in the country and I'm from a different era . . . as Saraphen said, "back in the day." Wait! The house shoes I wore outside of the house were my husband's house shoes. Does that count as more points? I can certaily remember having to choose my own switch, and it had to be a good one!
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Old September 1st, 2006, 05:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
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....but dats 'cuz muh nickname is reeree and muh daughter's iz rayray and I got cuzzins named leelee, kaykay, naynay and BigMomma Delores was called DeeDee by her friends.
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Old September 1st, 2006, 05:29 PM   #13 (permalink)
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55. The calculator did me in. I was a military brat. Born in Fort Benning GA, then to Germany, Texas and have been in S. FL. for the past 12 years where I earned all my ghetto points.
 
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Old September 1st, 2006, 06:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. Yes, I lived next door to the candy lady. I did it all, Chips, corn nuts or sunflower seeds with Pickle Juice, not to mention the pickles with the peppermint stuck in the middle.

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. Only once.

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school. I had to everyday

6. If you have ever used dish washing liquid for bubble bath. Joy :whistling

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time.... Only because I didnt feel like making a big, dumb pitcher of Kool Aid

8. If you have ever played....Everything except Momma may I, what the hell was that? Must of been one of them Cabrini Green games :whistling

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. GoodHumour and the Soft Serve (which was the best)

10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers". Thats what they're called

13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece
of tape. Not just tape....DUCKTAPE.

15. You've ever used Tussy. I hated that messy ish....Tussy and Mitchum.

17. You have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said
twice My mom's name is Nay Nay(Renee). My daughters nickname is KiKi (Zakiya)

19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. Yup, as matter of fact, nevermind.

25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. Everytime our family gets together.

29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" Yes, if I dont recognize the phone number
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Old September 1st, 2006, 09:38 PM   #15 (permalink)
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My score was 52.... I'm a Bonafide Ex-Hood Rat. LOL I'm mad at that.
 
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Old September 9th, 2006, 11:57 PM   #16 (permalink)
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1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points) does using them for coasters count? if so yes!

2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street. (10
points) still have the cuts to prove it

3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if
your house was the candy lady) nope! must be an American ting!

4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each) what? for a beating? hope i'm right otherwise you're gonna think i had a bad mother/father, anyway belt.

5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school.
(2 points) every damn day

6. If you have ever used dish washing liquid for bubble bath. (5
points) hmmmm....nope!

7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired
of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.(5 points) kool-aid???

8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go
seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light green light. (2 points
each) and rap-door-run, kick the crack-head

9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang
a bell) (Yes the little mexican carts count too) he even had his own van

10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers". (5 points) American ting.

11. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you
got away) just the 5 points then

12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your
stove. (5 points + 15 if you still do it) yeah

13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece
of tape. (5 points) what else would you use?

14. If you have ever worn any of the following (1 point each): Brute,
Hai,Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson,
Charlie, or Faberge i used my own homemade aftershave, not!!!

15. You've ever used Tussy. (5 points) what the hell is Tussy?

16. You've never been to the dentist. (15 points) the who?

17. You have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said
twice:
dee-dee, man-man, kay-kay, lee- lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, etc.(10
points) most of my cousins

18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) no pager!

19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house . (2 points) didn't have house shoes (too poor)

25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points) with plastic plates, yes.

30. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points) i tell ya, him and Biggy are gonna make a come back album, together.

31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points.
(25 points) sadly, yes.

Now the totals...

76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh?

I got 107, so i assume the projects are like council estates in the UK? cause then, yes, i did spend a likkle time in the projects.
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Old September 10th, 2006, 10:14 AM   #17 (permalink)
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51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat

I grew up in northern NJ....with the rest of the hood rats!
 
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Old April 1st, 2007, 08:27 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Dang, I'm EXTRA ghetto! lol, that's sad.
 
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Old April 1st, 2007, 08:55 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old April 1st, 2007, 11:01 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I only scored a 67 and I'm currently in the projects. I guess that's a little low.
 
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