Little Johnny is at it again! - AfroChat - African American

Samoon · February 19th, 2008, 02:12 PM

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,

"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?"

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom "

afrocentric · February 19th, 2008, 02:38 PM

lol....this little johnny boy is something else.

goodcookinmama · February 22nd, 2008, 11:22 AM

he is something else for sho lol

trinigirl · February 27th, 2008, 11:52 AM

the mind of a child...Can you imagine little johhnie 30 yrs from now...

BuTtErPeCaN · February 27th, 2008, 05:18 PM

Too funny

Evil_eyez · February 27th, 2008, 08:42 PM

Hahahahaha.....that Johnny!

ardamus · February 27th, 2008, 08:45 PM

Johnny reminds me of my childhood. Good stuff.

February 19th, 2008, 02:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Samoon Afro Resident Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Omni-present Gender: Posts: 2,632 Thanks: 389 Thanked 503 Times in 324 Posts Rep Power: 86 Credits: 31,600	Little Johnny is at it again! Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?" * * * * * * * * * * * The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?" * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom "

February 19th, 2008, 02:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
afrocentric Afro Resident Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: oklahoma city Gender: Posts: 2,872 Thanks: 1,067 Thanked 450 Times in 364 Posts Rep Power: 64 Credits: 18,298	lol....this little johnny boy is something else. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. hey yall!!!

February 27th, 2008, 08:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Evil_eyez Afro Resident Emerging Voice Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: In the depths of solitude Gender: Posts: 270 Thanks: 53 Thanked 52 Times in 43 Posts Rep Power: 10 Credits: 1,741	Hahahahaha.....that Johnny! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *RESPECTED LIKE A QUEEN...BUT TRUSTED 2 HAVE FLAWS*

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February 22nd, 2008, 11:22 AM	#3 (permalink)
goodcookinmama Afro Resident Join Date: May 2005 Location: ca Gender: Posts: 2,047 Thanks: 9 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts Rep Power: 24 Credits: 9,693	he is something else for sho lol

February 27th, 2008, 05:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
BuTtErPeCaN Afro Resident Occasional 2Cents Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In my own world... Gender: Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Rep Power: 0 Credits: 344	Too funny

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ardamus Afro Resident Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 404 File Not Found Gender: Posts: 1,330 Thanks: 429 Thanked 335 Times in 224 Posts Rep Power: 42 Credits: 8,430	Johnny reminds me of my childhood. Good stuff.