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Samoon · January 16th, 2008, 06:31 PM

The Wedding

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

n the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.

"Just look at you! You have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You! don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...

The Dragon · January 16th, 2008, 11:30 PM

LOL, I like!!!

sephari · January 17th, 2008, 02:05 AM

.......

Sumyr · January 17th, 2008, 08:51 AM

May they have bliss in their holy "matress"-mony.

MadameX · March 27th, 2008, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samoon

The Wedding

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

n the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.

"Just look at you! You have no legs!"

The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

"You! don't have any arms either!" she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?"

The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...

Taking in consideration his age, he must be using the following:

Or

afrocentric · April 24th, 2008, 01:32 PM

this is too cute...and funny.

Moe17 · April 28th, 2008, 12:39 AM

Oh My Goodness! buhahahah!

January 16th, 2008, 06:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
Samoon Afro Resident Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Omni-present Gender: Posts: 2,632 Thanks: 389 Thanked 503 Times in 324 Posts Rep Power: 86 Credits: 31,600	Can a man with no hands point you in the right direction? The Wedding A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. n the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you! You have no legs!" The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You! don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?" The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...

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January 16th, 2008, 11:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
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