80 Year Old Bride - AfroChat - African American

Ukali · December 8th, 2007, 05:07 AM

A local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married — for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

afrocentric · December 8th, 2007, 11:50 AM

haha..well alrighty then!

goodcookinmama · January 9th, 2008, 09:46 PM

lolololol ahhhhh thats a god one

Sumyr · January 10th, 2008, 09:19 AM

Classic!

Samoon · January 10th, 2008, 12:58 PM

This was funny as all get out!!! I'm going to show this to my god-mom! Cracking up....

Nubian Queen · January 24th, 2008, 03:52 PM

This had me cracking up

BuTtErPeCaN · January 25th, 2008, 12:13 AM

I love it!

December 8th, 2007, 05:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ukali Afro Resident Occasional 2Cents Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New Orleans LA Gender: Posts: 97 Thanks: 0 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts Rep Power: 0 Credits: 668	80 Year Old Bride A local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married — for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers. She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

December 8th, 2007, 11:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
afrocentric Afro Resident Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: oklahoma city Gender: Posts: 2,700 Thanks: 1,013 Thanked 413 Times in 330 Posts Rep Power: 59 Credits: 17,257	haha..well alrighty then! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. hey yall!!!

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January 9th, 2008, 09:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
goodcookinmama Afro Resident Join Date: May 2005 Location: ca Gender: Posts: 2,046 Thanks: 9 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts Rep Power: 24 Credits: 9,689	lolololol ahhhhh thats a god one

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Sumyr Afro Resident Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Dirty South Gender: Posts: 1,439 Thanks: 389 Thanked 458 Times in 268 Posts Rep Power: 63 Credits: 9,778	Classic!

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Samoon Afro Resident Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Omni-present Gender: Posts: 2,551 Thanks: 372 Thanked 463 Times in 294 Posts Rep Power: 81 Credits: 30,974	This was funny as all get out!!! I'm going to show this to my god-mom! Cracking up....

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Nubian Queen Afro Resident Resident Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Posts: 131 Thanks: 0 Thanked 20 Times in 13 Posts Rep Power: 10 Credits: 988	This had me cracking up

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BuTtErPeCaN Afro Resident Occasional 2Cents Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In my own world... Gender: Posts: 42 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Rep Power: 0 Credits: 344	I love it!