 |
 |
Bottle or Breast? |
 |
December 7th, 2007, 06:46 PM
|
#1 (permalink)
|
|
Afro Resident
Samoon is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Omni-present
Posts: 2,797
Thanks: 461
Thanked 559 Times in 366 Posts
Rep Power: 92
|
Bottle or Breast?
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a
while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said . . . "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!"  |
|
|
|
|
December 7th, 2007, 09:06 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
|
|
Afro Resident
Occasional 2Cents
Big Trap is offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 63
Thanks: 0
Thanked 12 Times in 8 Posts
Rep Power: 0
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Samoon
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a
while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said . . . "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!" |
 Good one |
|
|
|
|
December 7th, 2007, 10:54 PM
|
#3 (permalink)
|
|
Afro Resident
ardamus is offline
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: 404 File Not Found
Posts: 1,330
Thanks: 429
Thanked 335 Times in 224 Posts
Rep Power: 43
|
wow. please tell me the doc knew that from seeing the lady.
|
|
|
|
|
December 7th, 2007, 11:07 PM
|
#4 (permalink)
|
|
SuperModerator
charliekilothree is offline
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: NW Florida
Posts: 5,517
Thanks: 151
Thanked 72 Times in 51 Posts
Rep Power: 53
|
The doctor is a pervert. 
__________________
"Common sense is not a common virtue"
|
|
|
|
|
December 8th, 2007, 01:00 AM
|
#5 (permalink)
|
|
Afro Resident
Occasional 2Cents
Big Trap is offline
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 63
Thanks: 0
Thanked 12 Times in 8 Posts
Rep Power: 0
|
Grand Ma's need luv too.
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Big Trap For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
December 13th, 2007, 09:26 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
|
|
Afro Resident
MadameX is offline
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Center Of The Universe
Posts: 4,486
Thanks: 838
Thanked 250 Times in 213 Posts
Rep Power: 56
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Samoon
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a
while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said . . . "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!" |
 The doctor and the Grandma have issues. |
|
|
|
|
October 18th, 2008, 12:03 PM
|
#7 (permalink)
|
|
Afro Resident
Occasional 2Cents
Imani is offline
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: San Diego (for now)
Posts: 28
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Rep Power: 0
|
Woooooooow.  I needed this! |
|
|
|
|
October 18th, 2008, 12:19 PM
|
#8 (permalink)
|
|
Afro Resident
Resident
M.I.A. is offline
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 145
Thanks: 0
Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts
Rep Power: 0
|
Ohhhkkaaaayyyy....
Quote:
Originally Posted by ardamus
wow. please tell me the doc knew that from seeing the lady.
|
There's some young grandma's today...young mama's especially.
__________________
Militant.In.Action.freethought today...freedom tomorrow To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
|
|
|
|
|
October 18th, 2008, 02:35 PM
|
#9 (permalink)
|
|
Afro Resident
JABOOM is offline
Join Date: May 2007
Location: IN A WAR ZONE!!!
Posts: 2,491
Thanks: 1,413
Thanked 776 Times in 530 Posts
Rep Power: 70
|
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
awrittenlifeapoeticsoul.blogspot.com
themindkitchen.com
|
|
|
|
|
October 18th, 2008, 04:05 PM
|
#10 (permalink)
|
|
Afro Resident
Resident
Immot is offline
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 140
Thanks: 0
Thanked 22 Times in 21 Posts
Rep Power: 3
|
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools |
|
|
| Display Modes |
 Linear Mode
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:17 PM. |
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
 |
