Nun and the Taxi Driver
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the taxi, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He
replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as
old as I am, and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well,
I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that. If I was to consider
it; firstly, you have to be single and secondly, you must be
Catholic." The Cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!" "OK." the Nun says "Pull into the next
alley."
The Nun fullfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts! crying. "My dear child," said the Nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish." The Nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."
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