A man goes hunting and brings back deer meat for his wife to cook for dinner. After receiving their plates the children look at their father and and ask, "What kind of meat is this dad?"
He responds,"It's name is the same as your mother's pet name she always calls me."
After a little thought, The little girl turns to her brother and says,"Don't eat it! It's A$$hole!"
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