What...a generic? - AfroChat - African American

Samoon · September 20th, 2007, 08:53 PM

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

And how was YOUR day?!! lol...

MadameX · September 21st, 2007, 12:54 PM

Hmm. Interesting. A generic way for aren't blessed to naturally get it up and keep it up. Ain't that a b*tch. And , they still can't eradicate Breast Cancer.

Nyela · September 21st, 2007, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Samoon

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Say it aint so!!!!!!

Sumyr · September 21st, 2007, 01:52 PM

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........Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

UglymanCometh · September 21st, 2007, 02:32 PM

Post of the month, easily.

afrocentric · September 21st, 2007, 02:59 PM

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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

RLMFAO!.......ain't that something.

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This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

i hope to live long enought to see this.

JABOOM · September 22nd, 2007, 12:31 AM

...smh

Celeste · September 22nd, 2007, 04:10 PM

Doesn't the Viagra commercial suggest consulting a physician if a person experiences a pharmaceutically-induced "erection lasting more than four hours"?

*trying to be mature about this and giggling anyway*

Seriously now, there must be another way to "handle" it! ROLF
Perhaps the Viagra crew should team up with the perky-breasted silicone crew...and exchange phone numbers in the event of a four hour "incident".

...just a thought...

Celeste · September 22nd, 2007, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Samoon

After careful consideration by a team of government experts...

LMAO at "team of government experts", by the way.

Classic oxymoron.

UglymanCometh · September 24th, 2007, 04:35 PM

*saunters in*

this is sure to get a rise out of people.

*promptly exits*

sorry, couldn't resist...