"One day diet"
Old July 31st, 2007, 03:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"One day diet"

Yesterday, I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high,
I'd gained some weight and I didn't feel so hot.

My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be
complicated and it would solve my physical problems.

He said just think in colors; fill your plate with bright
colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc.

I went home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's
and sure enough, I felt better immediately.
I never knew eating right could be so easy!
 
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Old July 31st, 2007, 03:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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After reading this joke about M & M's, you can't help and reflect on the song by Barry White.
"Sweetness is my weakness."
 
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Old July 31st, 2007, 04:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Shoot, I've been on this diet for years!
 
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Old July 31st, 2007, 04:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL that was cute.
 
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Old July 31st, 2007, 05:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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well, arighty then
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