Who Wears The Pants - AfroChat - African American

Auset32 · May 4th, 2007, 03:52 PM

Mike was going to be married to Susan, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said , Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, here , try these on.
She did and said, These are too big, I can't wear them. I replied, Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
Ever since that night we have never had any problems. Hmmm, said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Susan, Here, try these on. She tried them on and said, These are too large. They don't fit me. Mike said, Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.
Then Susan took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, Here, you try on mine. He did and said, I can't get into your pants.
Exactly, Susan said. And if you don't change your smart *** attitude, you never will.
And she lived happily every after.

Sharia · May 4th, 2007, 04:15 PM

lol lol lol

afrocentric · May 4th, 2007, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharia

lol lol lol

O KAAAYY!

Samoon · May 4th, 2007, 08:41 PM

Moral of the story? Women THINK while the men are sleeping!

MadameX · May 4th, 2007, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Samoon

Moral of the story? Women THINK while the men are sleeping!:

Hmmm. That's profound.

UglymanCometh · May 5th, 2007, 11:10 AM

hidden moral of the story:

you better wear the pants, because skirts NEVER look good on men.

Muze · May 5th, 2007, 11:52 AM

this is hilarious...lol.

Samoon · May 5th, 2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by UglymanCometh

hidden moral of the story:

you better wear the pants, because skirts NEVER look good on men.

Bruh, you said a mouthful! (laughing) Yep, I'd state that "partnering up" is much BETTER!

MadameX · May 31st, 2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Samoon

Bruh, you said a mouthful!

Indeed Sistergirl. I heard that . Like yourself, the Too Wong Foo Cross-dressing man isn't my type of hype neither . Now if some sistas have that kind of low regard and self esteem for themselves then, more power to them to go that route in life. I feel sorry for them.

ardamus · May 31st, 2007, 10:12 PM

Dude should've known he wouldn't be able to try that on her. Haha. Thats too funny.