Burning Calories Sexually

[Sumyr]

Burning Calories

Taking off the clothes:
-With her permission: 12 cal
-Without her permission: 166 cal

Taking the bra off:
-With both hands: 8 cal
-With one hand: 11 cal
-With one hand being slapped: 53 cal
-With the mouth: 91 cal

Putting on the condom:
-With erection: 6 cal
-Without erection: 335 cal

Preliminaries:
-Trying to find the clitoris: 14 cal
-Trying to find the G spot: 107 cal
-Without giving a damn: 0 cal

Positions:
-Missionary: 13 cal
-Doggie-Style: 19 cal
-69 lying down: 20 cal
-69 sanding up: 137 cal
-Hostess trolley: 223 cal
-Italian Chandelier: 934 cal

Having an orgasm:
-Real: 115 cal
-Fake: 404 cal

Post orgasm:
-Staying in bed: 5 cal
-Jumping off the bed: 30 cal
-Explaining why you jumped off the bed: 894 cal

Getting the second errection:
-Between 16 and 19 years of age: 14 cal
-From 20 to 29: 36 cal
-From 30 to 39: 97 cal
-From 40 to 49: 376 cal
-From 50 to 59: 919 cal
-Over 60: 3623 cal

Putting on the clother:
-Quitely: 4 cal
-Hurriedly: 99 cal
-With her husband opening the door: 5190 cal
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Okay, guys I'm not that advanced in the sex department. What are these positions "Hostess Trolley" & the "Italian Chandelier"? I've been around the block sexually, but not around the city or the world.

[Diamond]

I always see these....thisis old news

[Samoon]

Hey Sumyr!

All I have to say is, "well alrighty then!"

There was something that went...add a bed, subtract the clothes and pray that you don't multiply! I forgot where the divide part comes in! :)

[DBlack]

I ain't mad at cha, lol!

[Corals]

Originally Posted by Sumyr

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Okay, guys I'm not that advanced in the sex department. What are these positions "Hostess Trolley" & the "Italian Chandelier"? I've been around the block sexually, but not around the city or the world.

No one seems to know Sumyr, or they are not saying. Thinking about it, there are probably good reasons why they are keeping quiet. LOl

[Sumyr]

No one seems to know Sumyr, or they are not saying. Thinking about it, there are probably good reasons why they are keeping quiet. LOl

Corals, Tis true, tis true and to think I thought most people on here were super-freaks!

[b00dah]

Oh... the ole "Hostess Trolley" & the "Italian Chandelier". *scratchin' head* After much thought, I have to say that someone was just a little bored and made up some new names for some old tricks LOL.

'scuse me while I go do a little wikipedia searching...

[MadameX]

Originally Posted by Samoon

I forgot where the divide part comes in!

Well Sistagirl, its possible that the dividing begins with the penetration and friction .

[moments2rememba]

well dayum i better get started so i can lose some pounds....lol

[SchoolofSoul]

This is a hostess trolley:


The sexual position called by that name refers to bending one's partner over the trolley to engage in coitus.

"Italian chandelier" is a position whereby the woman lies on her partner (facing upward) and arches her back to allow penetration. Then she has to do a crab-like back-bendy motion to get the motion going.