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Old March 9th, 2007, 07:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Divorcing Man Saws House In Half

Divorcing man saws house in half

• Man cuts his house in half with a chainsaw to settle his divorce
• Loads severed building onto forklift truck
• Wife 'not happy'

BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.
Divorcing man saws house in half - CNN.com
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I bet the wife isn't happy. I suppose he is taking half of what belongs to him.
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Old March 9th, 2007, 08:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
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must've signed a really in depth pre-nup
 
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Old March 9th, 2007, 09:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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must've signed a really in depth pre-nup
That is a good one.
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Old March 9th, 2007, 09:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Now this is definitely new!! I've never heard of anybody doing anything like this LOL
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Old March 9th, 2007, 09:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Talk about an ugly break up!
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Old March 9th, 2007, 02:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Talk about an ugly break up!
...and the biggest understatement of all has to be "wife 'not happy'."...no kidding! (Still giggling)
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Old March 11th, 2007, 11:36 AM   #7 (permalink)
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LoL, I hope they have any children and I won't even comment about what I was thinking--Wow
 
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Old March 11th, 2007, 02:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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LoL, I hope they have any children and I won't even comment about what I was thinking--Wow
Banish the thought!! Heaven knows what he is capable of doing.
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Old March 11th, 2007, 06:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Well, I guess that settles THAT!
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Old March 18th, 2007, 03:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Well, I guess that settles THAT!
The man in the bitter divorce must've had a Madea moment.
 
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