"I need to speak with you privately"

[Samoon]

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"

"There's something wrong with my d**k", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. "

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist
nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

[Sumyr]

Well damn, too funny.

[Diva810]

Lol, this is too funny. I do hate how they ask you in front of everyone. I feel that's unnessary when they ask you on the phone when you make the appointment. Let the doctor ask me what I'm there for. It makes no sense for them to ask, when the doctor always asks when he/she comes in.

[goodcookinmama]

Originally Posted by Diva810

Lol, this is too funny. I do hate how they ask you in front of everyone. I feel that's unnessary when they ask you on the phone when you make the appointment. Let the doctor ask me what I'm there for. It makes no sense for them to ask, when the doctor always asks when he/she comes in.

lol how funny that just what they do when you go to the doctor just ask any thing in front of people lol

[ImaJon]

If you even think you may not like the answer, don't ask the question.

I too think it's rather unnecessary to ask personal questions in front of eveyone.

[MadameX]

Originally Posted by Samoon

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most
of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
desk.... The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor
for today?"

"There's something wrong with my d**k", he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in
private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full
strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. "

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist
nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

Priceless joke my Sista!

[DymondGurl]

I think I like this so much because it spoke alot of truth.

[afrocentric]

[Mattylock]

Rotflmao!!

[sephari]

good one