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Old November 1st, 2006, 08:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The President's Morning Briefing

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.




He finally, composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,




"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?


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Old November 1st, 2006, 10:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old November 1st, 2006, 11:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by saraphen
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.




He finally, composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,




"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?


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Old November 2nd, 2006, 11:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old November 2nd, 2006, 03:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old November 2nd, 2006, 04:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hahaaaaa !!! Too funny... but prolly not far from accurate though !
 
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 02:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That sounds about right.
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Old November 3rd, 2006, 02:54 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Lol so true to his character, good one Miss Sara
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