"Baby needs a new pair of shoes!"

[Samoon]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive black woman from South Alabama arrived ...and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled
the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new
clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....
and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the
dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and
quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally,one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know...
I thought you were watching."

Moral:
Not all Southerners are stupid.
But all men.....are men!!!

[Celeste]

thanks, Samoon, good one.

[urfan2c]

That was a good one, *sings* southern girlllllll

Hm..nice. New one for me but 'soon as I saw "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!", I knew what time it was.

All men are men, indeed. But not all are created equally.

[goodcookinmama]

dang that was a good one she got over on them