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Retreat in the Mountains
Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the
mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one
wanted to room with Daryl, because he snored so badly. They decided it
wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast
the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They
said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I
ust sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the
morning, same thing -hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They
said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "That Daryl
shakes the roof. I sat & watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big, burly
ex-football player; a man's man The next morning he came to breakfast
bright eyed and bushy-tailed, with a cheerful "Good Morning!" They
couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we
got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good
night."
"He sat up and watched me all night."
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