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$200
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. The guy asks for the husband to which the wife replies "He's not home"
"Well, you mind if I wait?" he asked. "No, come in." responded the wife.
They sit down and the friend says, "You know, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." She thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and the guy says, "They are so beautiful. I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." She thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives him a nice long look. The guy thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later the husband arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your friend came over." He thinks about this for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the $200 he owes me?"
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