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Circumcision
Now, you know with children, we have to be so much more explicit in what we mean when we tell them - they take everything literally J!
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She
went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and
whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite
itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at
the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him
sitting at his desk with his weenie hanging out. "I thought I told you
to call your mom!" she said.
"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till
noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
KIDS, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???
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