More than 50 years ago, a young carolina man from back in the mountains was drafted by the Army for the Korean conflict. He was shipped off to a camp in Georgia for basic training.
On his first day the Army issued him a comb and that afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
On the second day the Army issued him a toothbrush and that afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap and the MP's have been looking for him every since.3