Ghost

[RaInEdomThoughtz]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last
of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest
episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea
and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed
sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets,
a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched
the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied:
"I think I just beat the sh** out of a ghost"

[LadyNoir]

Poor drunk! That was funny!

[Alisha37]

eww!

[elishadp]

Lololol That was just too funny.

[LadyNoir]

I copied the joke and sent it to my co-worker and could hear her laughing all the way down the hallway, so I went down there and we laughed again, and finally another co-worker came in to tell us (jokingly) that we were having too much fun! BUT, after she read it, she was laughing just as hard! I really needed that laugh today. Thank you,RaInEdomThoughtz for sharing this with us! This is the funniest joke I've read in a long time!