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Old May 26th, 2006, 06:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"You might want to think TWICE before you do!"

A married couple is driving along a highway, doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing,
She keeps looking at the road ahead, but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
And she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet,
but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..

Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.

"The airbag."

Moral of the Story: Women are clever! Don't mess with them!! (wink!)
 
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Old May 26th, 2006, 06:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Due to the current financial restraints the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off until further notice.
 
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Old May 26th, 2006, 06:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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He picked the wrong time for that conversation!
 
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Old May 26th, 2006, 07:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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He was about to tell her that he disabled the airbag right before the crash. Good one Samoon.
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Old May 27th, 2006, 03:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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He picked the wrong time for that conversation!

He sure did!!
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Old May 30th, 2006, 02:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You got that right, a determine woman will always get what she wants. The crash killed him and she got it all.
 
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