Bush and the Devil

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George Bush has a heart attack and dies and obviously, goes to hell where the devil awaits him.

"I'm not quite sure what to do with you," says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you and since you definitely have to stay, I'm going to have to let someone else go so you can take their place. I've got three other high-ranking people here who weren't nearly as bad as you, so I'll let one of them go and you decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room.
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water in which he kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said.
"I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and couldn't stay in
hot water all day."

The devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All
he did was swing the hammer, over and over.

"No!" whined Bush, I've got this problem with my shoulder, and would be in constant agony if all I was allowed to do was break rocks all day."

The devil opened a third door. In it, he saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs spread-eagled. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally, in his Texas drawl "yeah, now I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"