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The Saint
President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to get his programs through Congress.
Bush's advance man made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research and the like.
We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."
The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."
Bush shows up and as the sermon progresses the Bishop begins his homily:
"George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel.
He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.
' He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known."
"But compared to Di*k Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint."
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"Common sense is not a common virtue"
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