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Old February 7th, 2006, 07:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. Descending a bit more he shouted, "Excuse me, can
you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I do not know where I am."

The woman replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40/41 degrees latitude, north, and 59/60 degrees west, longitude."

"You must be a legal secretary", said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I am still lost.

Frankly, you've not been much help at all, if anything, you have delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be an attorney." "I am," replied the balloonist, "But how did you know?"

"Well," replied the woman, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problem.

The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now - somehow -- it is my fault."
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Old February 8th, 2006, 01:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That is funny.
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Old February 20th, 2006, 01:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old February 20th, 2006, 02:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old February 20th, 2006, 09:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Best lawyer joke I've heard in a while! :)
 
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