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Old February 6th, 2006, 08:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill in

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs

Man who fart in church sit in own pew

Crowded elevator smell different to midget
 
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 Very good
Old February 6th, 2006, 08:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A lil somethin to think about.
 
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Old February 7th, 2006, 02:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old February 7th, 2006, 05:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 09:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
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