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Super Bowl
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down,
another man walked down and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat next
to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?"
The man shook his head. "No they're all at the funeral."
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"Common sense is not a common virtue"
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Another good one!
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