A wise Old Man - AfroChat - African American

Auset32 · February 5th, 2006, 12:03 AM

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.

I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red,
orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response.

He replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."

stiab3 · February 5th, 2006, 05:48 AM

I've heard this one before but . . .

It'll crack me up every time.

s3

charliekilothree · February 5th, 2006, 01:49 PM

Good one Auset.

goodcookinmama · February 16th, 2006, 03:48 AM

thanks for the laugh i needed it

MadameX · February 16th, 2006, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Auset32

IWhen the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"The old man did not bat an eye in his response.He replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was justwondering if you were my son."

:LolLolLol Hmmm. Perhaps, this Old Man wants to be a guest on those baby daddy segments on Mauvy Povich.