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Old February 3rd, 2006, 11:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Alleged Burglar Gets Stuck in Oven Vent

ORLANDO, Fla. - An alleged burglar was rescued Thursday after he got stuck overnight in the oven vent of the convenience store he was trying to rob, the fire department said.

Investigators said Lonnie Shields, 37, climbed into a small vent on the roof of the New City Mart at about 2 a.m. and wasn't found until store employees arrived at about 8 a.m.

Shields, who faces charges of burglary of a structure, was treated at a nearby hospital and booked into Orange County Jail on $1,000 bond.

"He was banged up and crunched up and uncomfortable from being in that pipe for about six hours," Orlando fire chief Greg Hoggatt said.

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Old February 3rd, 2006, 03:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The drug dealer handing out fliers now burglars getting trapped in vents, is it me or are criminals getting dumber by the day?
 
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Old February 3rd, 2006, 03:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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The drug dealer handing out fliers now burglars getting trapped in vents, is it me or are criminals getting dumber by the day?
No, it's definitely not you. I think it's the sign of the times.
 
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Old February 3rd, 2006, 04:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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He should be glad he was discovered before someone started baking. He would've been roasted.

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Old February 3rd, 2006, 04:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I am with you, what is going on with these criminals.

I just hear Redd Foxx, saying, "You Big Dummy".

lolololololol
 
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Old February 3rd, 2006, 06:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I am with you, what is going on with these criminals.

I just hear Redd Foxx, saying, "You Big Dummy".

lolololololol

Get outta my head girl. Why did I say that to myself right before I read what you wrote. LOL.
 
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Old February 3rd, 2006, 06:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old February 3rd, 2006, 06:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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He will probably try to sue the store for his inconvenience.
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No, it's definitely not you. I think it's the sign of the times.
And it's going to get worst.
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Old February 3rd, 2006, 09:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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He will probably try to sue the store for his inconvenience.
Of course, you're right. This is the next step that this thug will take in trying to hustle the system. He will definitely waste tax payers with a frivilious lawsuit which will get thrown out the court with the quickness.
 
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