What Are Some Of The Funniest Words That Have Come Out Of The Mouths Of Children?

[Cheese Biscuit]

According to my oldest niece, last week, her 6 year old son said "mommy, I didn't know that Santa had died". That poor child saw the pope (lying in state) dressed in a red robe and thought that it was Santa.

[Cheese Biscuit]

Last year, this same male child walked over to his mother, offered her his armpit and asked "mommy, am I mustard"? His sister started wearing deodorant over a year ago.

[naskiecenye]

oh boy i am goin to like this thread

My kids love to go over my sisters house. My sister just got into the work force after being a stay at home mom for years. Well my kids havent been able to go over there as often because of that. Well her husband is a dead beat that stays in the house doing nothing all day.

Anyway my son asked to go to her house (they love her house because there are no rules) I told him that auntie had to work and he said but uncle bush is at home doing nothing all the time so why cant he watch us ( I just died)

Another one is when my son was three years old I asked him if he loved his brother and he told me he wasnt gay he didnt like boys thats when i had that talk with him but I had to laugh for a few days first

[Cheese Biscuit]

Anyway my son asked to go to her house (they love her house because there are no rules) I told him that auntie had to work and he said but uncle bush is at home doing nothing all the time so why cant he watch us ( I just died)


Another one is when my son was three years old I asked him if he loved his brother and he told me he wasnt gay he didnt like boys thats when i had that talk with him but I had to laugh for a few days first



Nas , this is why I love children so much. Their logic is amazing.

[Cheese Biscuit]

My almost 4 y/o grand niece will ask "may I have a pepperminute please"?


Her brother who will be 7 years old in September used to call hand sanitizer hanzitizer. I actually like his word for sanitizer and will call it that sometimes.


The 10 year old used to call oatmeal oakmilk.

[robbboy2003]

My son at the age of twelve, told his mother"ive figured out how to deal with women." "you tell them a little truth, and a whole lot of lies." She asked him if i put him up to this,and he said no."My sister tells me this about men all the time so I figured it works in reverse."

[MissDD138]

When my son was about 2, my grandmother(who then was about 78 yrs old) plopped down beside him on a couch where he was lying down. and he said

mmmm Fatmomma, you don' t smell too good, you bathe?

[AdriansMommy]

My son watches dora the explorer every morning. Hes 2. Sometimes when I tell him to do something.... or if something happens...instead of uht oooooh (one of the first things they learn) he says ohhh mannnn...like the lil fox on dora

[Kwayerah]

My daughter(2 years old) tells me that she's a Fairy "Pwincess". She also says "Catch ya later" when she leaves the room.

[MissDD138]

You know that old Hymn that says glad to be in the service one more time?

My co-worker's daughter says she's glad to be in the Circus one more time