A Legal Techqinue to Steal Millions

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I am going to tell you about a way to steal millions of dollars from hard working people. And, all that money is tax free. And, it is 100% legal. Sound to good to be true? Well, it is true.

My local Sunday newspaper, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel covered this as their cover story. The photo, on the front cover, is of a preacher, eyes closed, head bent, with his left hand placed upon the forehead of a big black man. The black man has his hands raised to the heavens, praising god for blessing him thru his pastor, the honorable Rev. Daniel S. Mundell.



For the past seventeen years, Rev. Mundell has traveled across Florida and other parts of America preaching his gospel of prosperity. Here is how it works. You give Rev. Mundell all your money, credit cards are accepted, and then he prays to god and god gives you big bucks.

Now, if you are thinking there couldn't be that many people dumb enough to fall for that scam, you are grossly underestimating the gullibility of the christian mind. In his best year, Mundell's ministry took in $3 million dollars, most of it from middle and low income people, and many of those, most of his congregation here in south Florida, were black.

Now, take a few seconds, do a little mental math, and comtemplate how many black fools that comes out to be.

Now, the best part. The cops knew what he, and several other prosperity preachers have been doing for years. But, the cops didn't arrest him. Why? Because, in America, if you are stupid enough to give away all your money to a snake with a mike in one hand and a bible in the other, the Constitution guarantees your right to be taken to the cleaners.

But, alas, Mundell did finally get himself into some legal difficulties and wound up in jail for a New York minute. You see, Mundell is married to a sista [that's her in the photo]. And, for years, that sista was more than happy to stand by his side as co-pastor during services to help him collect all that money for duh Lawd. But, after services, back at their expensive Safety Harbor mansion, Mundell started developing a bad habit of breaking off a foot or two in his wifey's butt. Which was bad enough in and of itself. But, after Mundell also started threatening to whup her mamma's butt as well, wifey put him out and had a restraining order put on him. Mundell ignored it and that's how he ended up in jail.

But, after he got out, Mundell went right back to stealing in the name of the Lawd --- a sin for which the US of A has no law against.

Stealing in the name of the Lord