The beatdown served no purpose, other than as an outlet for heterosexuals to release their in-denial homosexual tendencies.
But, let us make sure we get our priorities straight. The following sort of heterosexual boy-on-boy love is an infinitely greater threat to humanity than anything the rest of us, gay or not, are doing to each other.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Cause after November, these two lovebirds plan on doing to us what Bush has been doing to McCain for the past eight years ...
How much you wanna bet that McCain has his right palm on W.'s left cheek? That would explain the blissful smile on Grandpa's face ...