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Slavery, the Last Frontier
The slaves in the South were all black as the night its self execept for the oreo babies that most likely came from a forced from the slave owners raping their slaves. No black person had a goo an easy life in the late 1800’s, but the people who were best off were the male slaves in the South. Even though they were not free and could never be free anthropologist negroligests such as Issac Hayes, Richard Dean Anderson, believe they were better off than the free slaves in the north. Even though the north wanted to abolish slavery, they were still racist towards blacks. Negroligists have also discovered that the slaves were much better fed than blacks in the north, but is negroligist have all agreed that benefits of being a slave were out wieghed by freedom. When Richard Dean Anderson started his career as an actor/negroligists he was determined to figure out all there is to know about slave and make a movie about it in order to make 3.5 million dollars. Instead he did a show called MacGyver which taught everyone who watched what life was life back in black, late 1800’s for black peoples. In episode 603 when Mac, as I like to call him, came across an ice cream store that refused to the black youth he he taught everyone that blacks and whites are different but all people. Mac let everyone relise that we the people are all the same yet different by taking a scoop of Rocky Road andatangerine and using these items to kick the **** out of the racist ice cream store owner played by a Mr. Ed Asner Bob Denver. Tom Hanks once told Richard Dean Anderson that life is like being a Swedish girl in a German shiza video because your always getting **** on. Richard Dean Anderson told Tom Hanks that was the worst thing he has ever herad heard and told Tom that life was more like a box of chocolates because you never know what the ************* flavors are. Tom then got the idea to make a movie about a mentally challenged person who learns this lesson over the course of many years. After MacGyver Richard put more time into negroligy and made many breakthroughs in the field. He found that blacks are and always have been darker than whites. In conclusion Richard Dean Anderson (MacGyver) abolished slavery by travling back in time with a piece of metal and a rubber band and defeated the South in the civil war.
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