Being blamed for something I have no part in,
Lady at library: I wanna check out these books
Co-worker: Can I see your card (after a message saying she's "BLOCKED" on the computer)
Miss your card is BARRED
Lady: I'm new I don't know what happened
Co-worker: Well you can't check out and it says you had your card for 3 years
White Lady (of course): No that's work some one must be under my name
Co-worker: No you are blocked because you had 4 replacement cards
As I walk by taking care of another customer....
Lady: He gave me this card and set up my new account he must have messed it up
Me: 
Co-worker: Why did you block her card if she just paid for a replacement?
ME: I never seen this lady before and I would never block anyone's account unless they had some missing items.....and her account doesn't say anything nor has my initials anywhere in her records so it had to be something done elsewhere
Lady:.....................
Co-worker: I'm going to talk with the manager about this.
Lady (with an oh sh!t look on her face)
Me (with a f--k you look on my face): Can I help the next bas--- I mean person
Co-worker: You had this card done at another branch
And the truth is revealed.....
Lady: oh I left my card in the printer machine LIKE I JUST DID BEFORE I GOT IN LINE
I think they found it there
Co-worker: Yeah and he had nothing to do with it because we go by different practices here!
Me: SMFH
Lady:............Ummmmmm ok (runs out the door leaving her card on the counter.....AGAIN)
Co-worker: Well since she left her card AGAIN I'll just leave her account Blocked
Me: Still SMDH