[Israelite_Queen]

Originally Posted by JABOOM

People asking DUMB QUESTIONS

A phone call at work
Me: Library....

Dumby: Hello are you open today

Of course we are open we answered the damn phone

Me: Yes

Dumby: Ummmm can I check out a book without a library card

Me: No

Dumby: Why not?

Me: Because you can fill out the form to get one for free

Dumby: Oh....How much is the card?

Me: Are you serious?????

Dumby: I don't have money for another card

Me: are you replacing a lost one?

Dumby: NO I JUST WANT A DAMN CARD

ME: Well I said it is free

DUMBY: NO YOU DIDN"T YOU SAID FILLING OUT THE FORM WAS FREE

ME:.............................. *CLICK*

that is too funny