People asking DUMB QUESTIONS
A phone call at work
Me: Library....
Dumby: Hello are you open today
Of course we are open we answered the damn phone
Me: Yes
Dumby: Ummmm can I check out a book without a library card
Me: No
Dumby: Why not?
Me: Because you can fill out the form to get one for free
Dumby: Oh....How much is the card?
Me: Are you serious?????
Dumby: I don't have money for another card
Me: are you replacing a lost one?
Dumby: NO I JUST WANT A DAMN CARD
ME: Well I said it is free
DUMBY: NO YOU DIDN"T YOU SAID FILLING OUT THE FORM WAS FREE
ME:..............................
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