[Samoon]

At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he
turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?'

'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious
way: 'What about all these bread wafer purchases? What do you do
with the crumbs?'

'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them
and send them back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free box of bread-wafers. '

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could
fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do
you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you
perform?'

'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. ' What we do is
save all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about
once a year they send us a complete dyck.