[MzKwietStorm]

Dan was a single guy, living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had
ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an
ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and
I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman obtained his business
card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are so much better
at estate planning than men.