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Samoon · December 20th, 2007, 03:46 PM

Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them . . . especially since holiday parties are about to go into full swing! Enjoy safe HAPPY HOLIDAYS…

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING : The c onsumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your *** kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.

December 20th, 2007, 03:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Samoon Afro Resident Samoon is offline Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Omni-present Posts: 2,840 Thanks: 506 Thanked 591 Times in 384 Posts Rep Power: 97 Credits: 32,987	Don't do this...okay? Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them . . . especially since holiday parties are about to go into full swing! Enjoy safe HAPPY HOLIDAYS… Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING : The c onsumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your *** kicked. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode. Last edited by Samoon : December 20th, 2007 at 03:53 PM.