A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a
while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,
"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said . . . "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!"
