Rule #11
Clean up behind
yourself, your unruly
children, and your uninvited
guests. I
ain't yo maid!
If the trash bag is full when you get to it, tie it closed and open another bag. Don't be leaving no
greasy food on my
furniture, holiday
tablecloth, or the
floor.
Put your empty cans in the
recycle bin. This ain't the
country.