Are You The Father?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To
which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from
my bachelor party that I did it with on the pool table with all my
buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your
son's teacher."
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