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Auset32 · May 14th, 2006, 04:09 PM

Subject: FW: Black Folks in Heaven-This is funny

"If you believe in God no explanation is necessary....if you do not
believe in God no explanation is possible."

Black Folks In Heaven

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have Black folks up here in Heaven who are causing some problems.
They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce
is all over their robes, ham hock, chicken, sparerib, and pig feet bones
are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds. Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messin up they hair ." The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil.

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belie..... hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These black folks dun put the fire out, and are trying to install air conditioning!"

GOD BLESS YOU ALWAYS

May God Bless You and Keep You

May 14th, 2006, 04:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Auset32 Afro Resident Junior Speaker Auset32 is offline Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Rural North Carolina Posts: 445 Thanks: 158 Thanked 53 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 22 Credits: 4,543	Black Folks in Heaven Subject: FW: Black Folks in Heaven-This is funny "If you believe in God no explanation is necessary....if you do not believe in God no explanation is possible." Black Folks In Heaven Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have Black folks up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, ham hock, chicken, sparerib, and pig feet bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds. Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messin up they hair ." The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil. The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belie..... hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These black folks dun put the fire out, and are trying to install air conditioning!" GOD BLESS YOU ALWAYS May God Bless You and Keep You Last edited by charliekilothree : May 14th, 2006 at 06:40 PM. Reason: Removed tags